gray eyed girl

we have all this vintagey-looking Halloween stuff at work
and all the little girls that are dressed as witches, are wearing red capes and hats with white dresses
so I thought
what if those colors mean you are an apprentice and you “graduate” to black
red riding hood turns the wolf into a toad because her basket’s full of potions and ingredients for her studies
or throws a charm potion at him and he becomes her familiar instead of eating people

spammin tha internets with mah weirdo face

fatmammie:

viperines:

tangybutthole:

I almost cried when I opened the box my dolls have been stored in. These two have these purple-ish stains on them. I have no idea where they came from. I checked the rest and they were all fine. I’m assuming the box might have gotten warm and maybe they got rubbed together?

I’ve already tried a magic sponge, acetone, and alcohol.

If anyone has any advice on getting stains out I would be soooo grateful.

try hand sanitizer! 

That’s just alcohol again.

Acne cream! 10% benzoyl regular stuff, doesn’t have to be brand or anything. Apply to the stains and leave over night, preferably in the sun. Remove, see if the stain’s still there, then repeat as necessary. It might take a couple of tries to remove dark staining though.

glyndarling:

trashydyke:

faetrouble:

FROM THE OFFICIAL MANGA, BITCHES.
Tenoh Haruka says “fuck you” to your silly gender boxes.

my lil hero uranus

Hold up now.  Please don’t tell me I’ve been a sailor scout ,all this time, and didn’t know.

Headcanon accepted

glyndarling:

trashydyke:

faetrouble:

FROM THE OFFICIAL MANGA, BITCHES.

Tenoh Haruka says “fuck you” to your silly gender boxes.

my lil hero uranus

Hold up now.  Please don’t tell me I’ve been a sailor scout ,all this time, and didn’t know.

Headcanon accepted

fatmammie:

retrogradeworks:

elizabethplaid:

tymethiefslongerthoughts:

For the ladies.

The atmosphere of this test changed when I got to the last few questions. Damn.

"Your uterus is a dark storm cloud and once a month it RAINS BLOOD out of your vagina for days on end. You, my friend, are very fucking metal."

I agree, except like ‘four’ days on end.

You checked off 64 out of 105 on this list!

Your uterus is a dark storm cloud and once a month it RAINS BLOOD out of your vagina for days on end. You, my friend, are very fucking metal.

How Metal Is Your Period?

"You checked off 79 out of 105 on this list!
If Satan himself sacrificed a thousand demon goats, it wouldn’t be half as bloody as what your uterus expels each month. You are the most metal, my friend.”
To be fair it’s only like that for 2 days out of the 4-5. The rest of the time is me being sore and hate-filled.

dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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thank u spiders, you may stay

glyndarling:

robotsandfrippary:

fontscosplay:

dalishmarshmallow:

apeacebone:

finnglas:

holyja:

dragondances:

indevan:

dr-killjoy:

saintwerewolf:

Hi I’m feeling sad please can you reblog this and add a picture of your pet please.

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imageHave a cat assortment!  

10/10 would watch

10/10 would watch

Joined a Walking Club at work

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mmymoon:

frillyroses:

mszombi:

I remember one time in Highschool a girl was surprised I knew who Beyonce was because I’m goth.

Because all goths know nothing about regular pop culture. Not a thing. We live in complete isolation and know nothing about the world around us, only what we choose to surround ourselves with in our own, make-believe World of Darkness.

well to be fair I did know a lot of goths like that

they’re the ones who make fun of you for playing Toreador

first clan book I ever bought, and still have

only clan pin I ever wanted

unlife isn’t unliving unless it’s fun (and beautiful)